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Brittany Moreno
This is a fictitious resume.
Education
PhD. Breakdancing
Dancetown, USA
College of Dancing
2020 - 2015
- The art and theory of millennial breakdancing.
- Who am I kidding I have a bad knee.
B.S., Halloween Costumes for Pets
Halloweentown, USA
Art Institute of Disney
2015 - 2011
- I cannot decide if my pets will go as Ghostbusters or dinosaurs.
- No, this is not animal abuse.
Selected Positions
Rat
Italy, I think?
Ratatouille
2020 - 2015
- Yummy soup.
- I should try making that soup at home one day.
Zebrafish
The Ocean
Finding Nemo
2018 - 2017
- My genome rocks.
- My short lifespan is conducive for scientific research.
Backup Dancer to Ricky Martin
Latin America
The Stage
2016
- She bang, she bang.
- She move, she move.
Monkey
A City Somewhere
Curious George
2015
- The man in the yellow suit must have been stressed out.
Assistant to Pablo Escobar
Colombia
The Fields
2015 - 2014
- I hope this doesn’t get me in trouble…
- Sorry FBI.
Selected Writing
TikTok Will Never Be Vine
Internet
Culture
2019
- I almost dropped my croissant!
- Fresha, fresha, freshavacado!
- I may look like a burnt chicken nugget, but I still love myself.
Penguins Are My Favorite Animal
New York
Cornell University
2017
- I show this to my students every year.