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R
Javascript (d3.js)
Python
Bash
SQL
C++
AWK

Open Source Contributions

All projects available at github.com/nstrayer/<name>

More info

See full CV at nickstrayer.me/cv for more complete list of positions and publications.

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Last updated on 2021-10-04.

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Brittany Moreno

This is a fictitious resume.

Education

PhD. Breakdancing

Dancetown, USA

College of Dancing

2020 - 2015

  • The art and theory of millennial breakdancing.
  • Who am I kidding I have a bad knee.

B.S., Halloween Costumes for Pets

Halloweentown, USA

Art Institute of Disney

2015 - 2011

  • I cannot decide if my pets will go as Ghostbusters or dinosaurs.
  • No, this is not animal abuse.

Selected Positions

Rat

Italy, I think?

Ratatouille

2020 - 2015

  • Yummy soup.
  • I should try making that soup at home one day.

Zebrafish

The Ocean

Finding Nemo

2018 - 2017

  • My genome rocks.
  • My short lifespan is conducive for scientific research.

Backup Dancer to Ricky Martin

Latin America

The Stage

2016

  • She bang, she bang.
  • She move, she move.

Monkey

A City Somewhere

Curious George

2015

  • The man in the yellow suit must have been stressed out.

Assistant to Pablo Escobar

Colombia

The Fields

2015 - 2014

  • I hope this doesn’t get me in trouble…
  • Sorry FBI.

Selected Writing

TikTok Will Never Be Vine

Internet

Culture

2019

  • I almost dropped my croissant!
  • Fresha, fresha, freshavacado!
  • I may look like a burnt chicken nugget, but I still love myself.

God, I hope this works

Internet

Culture

2018

  • Did it work??
  • Did I get you??

Penguins Are My Favorite Animal

New York

Cornell University

2017

  • I show this to my students every year.

Gender Expression Is A Social Construct

N/A

Gale Academic OneFile

2017

  • Gender expression will look different every decade.

Let Me Be Your Hero

My Heart

Love

2016

  • Sobbing.